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The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:59 pm
by Aaron
Post your jokes of choice for others to "acquire".
For myself:
"What's the difference between a BMW and a snail?. With a BMW the slime is on the inside."
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:30 am
by Monroe
Oh god! That's so horrible! LOL!
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:30 am
by Tsukiyumi
I think it's great, personally.
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:00 am
by mwhittington
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? They don't have any balls to scratch!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:53 am
by mwhittington
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? The position of the dirtbag!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:03 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Zing!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:29 pm
by Mikey
Q: Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to!
(Thanks to Henny Youngman.)
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:01 pm
by mwhittington
What do mopeds and fat girls have in common?
They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on either one!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:03 pm
by mwhittington
How many people with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hey, look! A puppy!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:04 pm
by mwhittington
How many Teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve, ya gotta problem with that!?
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:10 am
by Zanarkand
Why do NASA execs drink Sprite?
Because they can never get 7 up.
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:52 am
by Foxbat
What's black & brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Rotweiler!
(Post 100!)
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:39 am
by Mikey
congrats!
I don't know many jokes clean or inoffensive enough to post here.
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:34 am
by Tsukiyumi
Same here, Mikey.
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:33 pm
by Aaron
People don't usually get this one:
"How many Afghan Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Answer:
"You don't know because YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
You can swap Afghan for Iraq or any other operation.