Favourite Movie Quotes

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:48 pm

Ah, okay. Must dig the DVD out again.

Thorin · Post by **Thorin** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:09 pm

Didn't Gandalf say it (in Orcish) in the Council of Elrond?

Either way, the 'Common Tongue' version of it was used at various points... and it was in the books

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:13 pm

Thorin wrote:Didn't Gandalf say it (in Orcish) in the Council of Elrond?

Not in the film AFAIK, and in the book he used the Black Speech, not Orcish.

EDIT: My mistake, it was spoken at the Council in the film, at least in the extended edition.

Thorin · Post by **Thorin** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:55 pm

Ahh, probably explains it, I've only got the EE.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:03 am

"I'm sure you've seen the movies where the guy says, 'Make my day', or 'I'm your worst nightmare', well try this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers! Ha! I bet you didn't know I was going to say that, did you?!
Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Last Action Hero

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:00 am

Live for nothing, or die for something. - John Rambo, Rambo.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:32 am

TESB
Leia: Why you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy looking...nerfherder.
Han: Who's scruffy looking?

Real Genius
Chirs Knight: This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

Ghostbusters
Ray Stantz: Hey, where do these stairs go?
Peter Venkman: They go up

Peter: OK. So, she's a dog.

Animal House
Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Airplane
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit ________

The Abyss
Bud Brigman: [regarding Lindsay Brigman] God, I hate that b****.
Alan "Hippy" Carnes: You probably shouldn't have married her then.

The Blues Brothers
Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...
Jake Blues: HIT IT!

Elwood Blues: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake Blues: Fix the cigarette lighter.

Elwood Blues: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

Jake Blues: Book us for tomorrow night.
Maury Sline: Hold it, hold it. "Tomorrow night", what are you talking about. A gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation.
Elwood Blues: I know all about that stuff. I have been exploited all my life.

Can't believe I don't recall seeing any from Casablanca
Captain Louis Renault: Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

Captain Louis Renault: This is the end of the chase.
Rick Blaine: Twenty thousand francs says it isn't.
Captain Louis Renault: Is that a serious offer?
Rick Blaine: I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back.
Captain Louis Renault: Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official.

Major Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?
Rick Blaine: It's not particularly my beloved Paris.
Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?
Rick Blaine: When you get there, ask me!
Captain Louis Renault: Hmmh! Diplomatist!
Major Strasser: How about New York?
Rick Blaine: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:32 am

"The Bridge on the River Kwai"
-Madness...madness! (the last words of the film)

"The Battle of Britain"
-Silence! In Polish!

"The Italian Job"
-Hang on a minute lands, I've got a great idea.

"Get Carter"
-A pint of bitter. In a thin glass,

-You're a big man but you're out of shape, with me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

Servo: Welcome to DITL.

Post by **Mikey** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:42 pm

A little UK v. US humor.

In The Replacements, a UK footballer with a strong leg is recruited to be a place kicker in American football. In a bar fight with a much larger football player, he kicks his oponnent in the crotch and then full force across the jaw. As his opponent falls, he looks down and says:

"Now, that's football, bitch!"

Varthikes · Post by **Varthikes** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:40 pm

"So, you like kids, I see."
"Well, the skinny ones can be a little chewy."
--Neera and Aladar; Dinosaur

Post by **Mikey** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:46 pm

Also from The Replacements:

A go-go dancer froma "gentleman's club" is interviewing for a cheerleader position. When asked about experience with dance styles -

"Is lap-dancing a style?"

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:41 am

Got a new one - Monique from Disney/Pixar's Ratatouille:

"I hate to be rude, but... we're French!"

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:50 am

"I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."

Hicks as he racks his shotgun in Aliens.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:47 pm

From Teenwolf: "I got three rules I live by- never get less than 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a man whose last name is a city, and never sleep with a woman with a tatoo of a dagger on her arm. You stick with that, the rest is cream cheese."

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:52 pm

Dang, I haven't seen Teen Wolf in over a decade.