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Moving along now..........has our new Admiral been given the key to the Admirals lounge yet?
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Of course... along with the mop and bucket.
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Mark wrote:Moving along now..........has our new Admiral been given the key to the Admirals lounge yet?
Not yet. I have booze and strippers waiting to enter. Real hot strippers not fat ugly ones.

Disclaimer: This is not to say that the absurdly obese and horribly looking cows in the shape of people are not beautiful on the inside. However 21st century culture says that attractive falls somewhere in the lines of fit and not a horribly huge person with their own gravitational pull. Not to say that planets are unhealthy and need to exercise more. They fly at several times the speed of sound. That's fast. However unless an obese person does fly at 10,000 miles a minute then they're not a planet and should not have their own gravitational pull detectable in any form. The thereon above statement in reguards to fat and ugly: While ugly people are not always fat and fat people are not always ugly the two do tend to coexist with each other in a form of symbiotic relationship. This is based on preconceptions drawn from 21st century culture of perfection and also the idea that if a person is fat they should exercise more if they do not wish to be called fat. Losing weight is not easy but the human condition seldom is. Different people have different metabolisms and eating McDonalds every day is detrimental to losing weight. Even if you purchase a Diet Coke. This is not to make any claim factual or false against McDonalds super-sizing of people and clogging of arteries.
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:lol:
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Monroe wrote:Disclaimer: This is not to say that the absurdly obese and horribly looking cows in the shape of people are not beautiful on the inside. However 21st century culture says that attractive falls somewhere in the lines of fit and not a horribly huge person with their own gravitational pull. Not to say that planets are unhealthy and need to exercise more. They fly at several times the speed of sound. That's fast. However unless an obese person does fly at 10,000 miles a minute then they're not a planet and should not have their own gravitational pull detectable in any form. The thereon above statement in reguards to fat and ugly: While ugly people are not always fat and fat people are not always ugly the two do tend to coexist with each other in a form of symbiotic relationship. This is based on preconceptions drawn from 21st century culture of perfection and also the idea that if a person is fat they should exercise more if they do not wish to be called fat. Losing weight is not easy but the human condition seldom is. Different people have different metabolisms and eating McDonalds every day is detrimental to losing weight. Even if you purchase a Diet Coke. This is not to make any claim factual or false against McDonalds super-sizing of people and clogging of arteries.


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Congrads monroe... here's your gift.
Monroe wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Monroe, you do realize that the 'rule through fear' caused mass defections to the Rebellion, right? Alderaan and the Empire's cruelty fanned the flames.
Only cause they did it wrong. I don't want to repeat all the historical evidence I've linked but in short if you frighten people enough and have enough power then most of them will follow along. Palpatine didn't frighten people enough and was too weak willed of a ruler.

And Deep I'm assuming you're still insulting me, you do know you're on my ignore list right? :P
If someone could quote this since Monroe is still playing the pussy but talking to me, if not don't worry. I'll post it somewhere I know he can see it... :happydevil:

A - They did it the same way Monroe had talked about and it failed.
B - All the "historical evidence" was proven as bullshit.
C - Not everyone believes Stalin is a god and a few of us have opened enough history books to laugh at you...
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Took care of it in the right thread.
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Better safe... :lol:
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No problem.
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I can make myself heard, can't you tell? :laughroll:
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"Be quite you!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

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::::scratching head::::

What the hell are you going on about? Did I miss something?
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Don't worry, mark misses many things.
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