Borg VS the Phase Pistol
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Reliant121
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
exactly.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Are you kidding? Consummate riders trained to fight - including archery - from horseback vs. the zombie-walkers? Complete curbstomp: Japanese 1, Borg 0. Now, let's say it happened under Ieyasu Tokugawa, after he tamed the ninja to work for the shogunate... yikes.Reliant121 wrote:what about A shogunite force?
I can't stand nothing dull
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Okay, let's try something a bit easier for the Borg. No humans this time:
250 cheetahs versus 500 Borg.
250 cheetahs versus 500 Borg.
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Anyone else vote for Mikey as resident Ninja expert?Mikey wrote:Are you kidding? Consummate riders trained to fight - including archery - from horseback vs. the zombie-walkers? Complete curbstomp: Japanese 1, Borg 0. Now, let's say it happened under Ieyasu Tokugawa, after he tamed the ninja to work for the shogunate... yikes.Reliant121 wrote:what about A shogunite force?
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Reliant121
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Seconded.
Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
All in favor.......me!
All opposed????
All opposed????
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mikey
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Ummm... thanks. This position comes with a stipend, right?
Rochey - Borg over cheetahs. Cheetahs are not as strong as other great cats, and are VERY fragile.
Rochey - Borg over cheetahs. Cheetahs are not as strong as other great cats, and are VERY fragile.
I can't stand nothing dull
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as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Yay, we finaly found a situation where the Borg could win! 
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
500 Borg vs 150 high school students from South Central Los Angeles.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
From what I've heard, I'd bet on the high-schoolers over any Trek force.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Especially if the kids are from South Central.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
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as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Reliant121
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
100 borg vs. 50 slightly tipsy scotsmen...or worse....50 drunk irishmen!
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Why do you hate the Borg so much?50 drunk irishmen
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Reliant121
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Depends... did the Scots just come from a football match? If so, the Borg have no chance in hell.Reliant121 wrote:100 borg vs. 50 slightly tipsy scotsmen
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer