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Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:48 pm
by mwhittington
Picard: I need a vacation. I'm going to Risa. Where's my horgon?
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:04 am
by kostmayer
Didn't see the point of starting another thread for this one...
Picard: Get that picture of an elephant out of my ready room - a child could draw better then that.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:08 am
by Tsukiyumi
Conservatives: "We were wrong."
Liberals: "Guns for everyone!"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:20 pm
by stitch626
Blackstar: I was wrong, Rochey was right.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:38 pm
by kostmayer
Anyone else on the forum: "Hey, here's an idea, let's not mention Blackstar again"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:41 pm
by stitch626
Yeah that is a good idea. Wish I had thought of it.
My Cat: anything other than meow.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:49 am
by Foxfyre
Any Weather Man (I know I am one): I'm 100% sure that it will rain
Janeway:I hate coffee
Travis Mayweather: <speaking any more than a single line>
Kira: I love cardassisans, in fact I'm going to french kiss Dukat
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:29 am
by kostmayer
O'Brien: Hey Kira, keep your hands of Dukat, he's mine.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:46 am
by Foxfyre
Picard: The Borg arn't to bad, BTW Admiral you will be assimilated.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:37 am
by Nutso
Klingon: Honor isn't worth killing for.
Klingon: The disruptor is mightier than the sword.
Doug Naylor: Guess what? Funding has been approved for that Red Dwarf movie!
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:02 am
by Foxfyre
Sisko: Sure thing the federation would be great as part of the Dominion. When can the Vorta be over?
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:16 am
by JudgeKing
Rochey: Blackstar? Who's that?
Everyone on DITL:
Ohhhh...
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
They're gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do
Santa's loaded with attitude
He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshop's been closed by an auditor
And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's had a really crappy year
Ow, my bum hurts...
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:06 pm
by Mark
GK: "Let's discuss how the Star Trek universe would fare in battle against the Star Wars universe!"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:40 pm
by thelordharry
The Owner of Facebook: "No, please, no more adverts, I can't take anymore adverts"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:31 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
stitch626 wrote:Yeah that is a good idea. Wish I had thought of it.
My Cat: anything other than meow.
My cats: let me get my coat off before they get all over me begging for their midday meal when I come home from a midday class. (one look at one of 'em in particular and you'd know they're hardly underfed!)