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"one...two....smurfy's comin' for you"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mikey
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"Smurfy? Smurfy, how? Like, smurfy ha-ha? Do I look like some sort of smurf, put on this earth for your enjoyment?"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Captain Picard's Hair
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"We are the Smurfs. Your technological and biological systems will adapt to service us. Resistance is Futile."
"Signal to Admiral Hansen: We have engaged the Smurfs."
"Signal to Admiral Hansen: We have engaged the Smurfs."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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"I'm afraid that the smurf shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive." 
(I can't believe everybody forgot about this emoticon)
(I can't believe everybody forgot about this emoticon)They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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when there is a fire on a ship a team called the Flying Squad (or Team) is called away so here is the smurffed version
SMURF SMURF SMURF, Smurf in combartment 1-124-3-L, Away the Smurfing Squad away, provide from repair station 5
"Smurf this"
"Smurf, Earl Grey, Hot"
"Smurf, Black"
"Smurf, double strong, double sweet" (that one just sounds royally wrong)
SMURF SMURF SMURF, Smurf in combartment 1-124-3-L, Away the Smurfing Squad away, provide from repair station 5
"Smurf this"
"Smurf, Earl Grey, Hot"
"Smurf, Black"
"Smurf, double strong, double sweet" (that one just sounds royally wrong)
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Tsukiyumi
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Indeed.USS Aeon wrote:..."Smurf, double strong, double sweet" (that one just sounds royally wrong)
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Yep, Chief O'Brien likes it that way (could not resist)
There are only two constants in the world Smurfs and taxes (not as good as double strong or swwet)
There are only two constants in the world Smurfs and taxes (not as good as double strong or swwet)
Genius insania et conseri manum
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! (complaining about the visual)Tsukiyumi wrote:Indeed.USS Aeon wrote:..."Smurf, double strong, double sweet" (that one just sounds royally wrong)
"And the smurf flips the switch."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Captain Picard's Hair
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"If you were any other Smurf I would kill you where you stand!"
"Death to the Smurfs!"
"Death to the Smurfs!"
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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I could have been worse it could have been Smurfete double strong and double sweet? Or Smurf double strong and SWEATYMark wrote:GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! (complaining about the visual)Tsukiyumi wrote:Indeed.USS Aeon wrote:..."Smurf, double strong, double sweet" (that one just sounds royally wrong)
"And the smurf flips the switch."
And to quote a winning caption
Crewman: Slowly surcuming to the smurf beam
Sulu: Hey Sailor
Crewman: Not you to Hiraku, is no one immune.....
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Sionnach Glic
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"Smurf is a dish best served cold."
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Varthikes
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"Tell me: do they still sing songs of the Great Smurf Hunt?"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"Admiral, there be Smurfs aboard"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Picard: "Advise Starfleet Command. We have engaged the Smurfs."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Data: "I just love scanning for Smurfs."
Guess Who: "I'm a Smurf, dammit, not a bricklayer!"
Guess Who: "I'm a Smurf, dammit, not a bricklayer!"
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who