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Praeothmin wrote:

McAvoy wrote:I like squishy girls not ones that feel like they can bench press me. Or snap my head off with their thighs.

Of course, I'd never go out with a woman who can bench press me (I'm 204 pounds), but I have no problem going out with one who's toned and lean, and whom I can bench press (and I can press quite a few of them)...

Cameltoe! Wait what?

Yeah we all prefer something but reality kicks in and gets us something else.

Praeothmin wrote:

McAvoy wrote:I like squishy girls not ones that feel like they can bench press me. Or snap my head off with their thighs.

Of course, I'd never go out with a woman who can bench press me (I'm 204 pounds), but I have no problem going out with one who's toned and lean, and whom I can bench press (and I can press quite a few of them)...

What the f*** is Kristen Stewart wearing?

Sorry.

Royal_Foxx wrote:What the f*** is Kristen Stewart wearing?

Sorry.

Haven't clicked the link but I would guess at a frown.

Royal_Foxx wrote:

Praeothmin wrote:

McAvoy wrote:I like squishy girls not ones that feel like they can bench press me. Or snap my head off with their thighs.

Of course, I'd never go out with a woman who can bench press me (I'm 204 pounds), but I have no problem going out with one who's toned and lean, and whom I can bench press (and I can press quite a few of them)...

What the f*** is Kristen Stewart wearing?

Sorry.

Don't be sorry, that's an eminently valid question.

kostmayer wrote:

Royal_Foxx wrote:What the f*** is Kristen Stewart wearing?

Sorry.

Haven't clicked the link but I would guess at a frown.

Well, it is her one facial expression...

She appeared, besides wearing her version of a smile (effectively a frown with a slight twitch), to be wearing some rather old net curtains.

Reliant121 wrote:She appeared, besides wearing her version of a smile (effectively a frown with a slight twitch), to be wearing some rather old net curtains.

That would make a great first line to a book. ... In fact I may steal that.

Improve the writing quality...

Maybe. I'm imagining it as some sort of noir, Dixon Hill/or TNG "The Royale" style story.

I think I'd rather read The Royale than Twilight.

Did I get the grammar wrong or something? (RE Teaos' comment)

Go right ahead Sonic

I believe, upon a second look Teaos may be implying that stylistically it would read better,

"She appeared to be wearing some rather old net curtains, with her version of a smile (effectively a frown with a slight twitch)." Or something along those lines.

Yeah, internal dialog doesn't translate to written form 100% all the time...

How did this become about Kristen Stewart?

McAvoy wrote:How did this become about Kristen Stewart?

In the link to the terribly yummy pic of Jessica Biel which Praeothmin provided, scrolling down revealed a thumbnail of Kristen Stewart wearing what could best be described as the burial outfit of a homeless 13-year-old goth wannabe. I don't think the thumbnail is there any longer.