The Joke Thread
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Why did Han dislike his steak? It was Chewie
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How many telemarketers does it to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are having dinner.
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Working from home is like being a cat, because you both have a zoom appointment later
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What five letter word, typed all in capitals, can be read the same right-side up and rotated 180 degrees? SWIMS
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A shepard drove his flock of sheep through a small town, but was given a ticket for making an illegal ewe turn.
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A taxi driver got fired because he kept going the extra mile.
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To measure the quality of a pun, use a sighsmograph
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How many telemarketers does it to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are having dinner.
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Working from home is like being a cat, because you both have a zoom appointment later
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What five letter word, typed all in capitals, can be read the same right-side up and rotated 180 degrees? SWIMS
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A shepard drove his flock of sheep through a small town, but was given a ticket for making an illegal ewe turn.
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A taxi driver got fired because he kept going the extra mile.
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To measure the quality of a pun, use a sighsmograph
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In Star Wars 2 they were called clone troopers. Why didn't someone call them Counter Fetts?
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A fear of intricate buildings is referred to as a complex complex complex
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After Avengers: Endgame, Peter Parker's shirts were always wrinkled. This is because he didn't have an Iron, Man.
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Avengers: Endgame proved that Thor's clothes have a higher melting point than the metal used to make the axe Stormbringer
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A fear of intricate buildings is referred to as a complex complex complex
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After Avengers: Endgame, Peter Parker's shirts were always wrinkled. This is because he didn't have an Iron, Man.
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Avengers: Endgame proved that Thor's clothes have a higher melting point than the metal used to make the axe Stormbringer
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Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
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Godammit.Coalition wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:42 am In Star Wars 2 they were called clone troopers. Why didn't someone call them Counter Fetts?
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A fear of intricate buildings is referred to as a complex complex complex
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After Avengers: Endgame, Peter Parker's shirts were always wrinkled. This is because he didn't have an Iron, Man.
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Avengers: Endgame proved that Thor's clothes have a higher melting point than the metal used to make the axe Stormbringer
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Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
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Took me a second...
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You know what really makes me throw up?
A dartboard on the ceiling…
A dartboard on the ceiling…
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email, ergo spam
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God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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Making meals ahead of time is food forethought
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What’s do you call friends you enjoy eating with?
Taste buds!
Taste buds!
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