McAvoy wrote:I'd like a couch that comes with a fully stocked fridge filled with beer. Push a button and a beer pops up opened and nice and cold.
Isn't that called a "Woman" *Runs*
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Re: A new random thread
by Griffin » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:52 pm
Isn't that called a "Woman" *Runs*
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Re: A new random thread
by McAvoy » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:41 pm
No then that would be a couch that makes sandwiches and gets you a beer...
*tries outrun Griffin*
*tries outrun Griffin*
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Re: A new random thread
by Griffin » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:49 pm
CURSE MY SLOW RUNNING SPEED!
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Re: A new random thread
by Sonic Glitch » Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:18 pm
As someone once said, you don't have to outrun the bear (or in this case angry wives/girlfriends/female friends if you have any), you just have to outrun your friend.
"All this has happened before --"
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Re: A new random thread
by Griffin » Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:03 pm
I can't out-run McAvoy! I'm physically unfit and slightly overweight. And lazy.
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Re: A new random thread
by McAvoy » Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:23 pm
Thats sucks dude. I am not exactly in great shape and last time I ran full speed I got maybe half a mile and thought I was having a heart attack.
Maybe I shouldn't smoke when I run.
Maybe I shouldn't smoke when I run.
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Re: A new random thread
by Mikey » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:32 pm
McAvoy wrote:Maybe I shouldn'tsmoke when I runrun while you smoke.
Fixed.
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Re: A new random thread
by Angharrad » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:32 pm
While you were busy running away I drank your beer and ate your sandwiches. 
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Re: A new random thread
by Griffin » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:06 pm
Dammit, outwitted by the women-folk again!
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Re: A new random thread
by Angharrad » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:25 am
Griffin wrote:Dammit, outwitted by the women-folk again!
They were quite tasty too.
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Re: A new random thread
by Teaos » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:54 am
Royal where are Stitch and Nic and Bob nowadays?
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Re: A new random thread
by Angharrad » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:35 am
Teaos wrote:Royal where are Stitch and Nic and Bob nowadays?
Stitch is probably lurking about.
Nick is incredibly busy with college and his business (he has a computer/software/it business (you know, computer stuff) oh and this is a secret --- he sort of has a girlfriend ---
Bob is having ---- issues --- ran away from home once, threatened to run away again, doesn't want to go to church etc. etc. (if I ever get my hands on the f*cking bitch that messed up his head I will f*cking KILL HER)
Any questions?
Oh and Intrepid Princess is engaged, wedding is set for next July.
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Re: A new random thread
by Mikey » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:35 am
Give her my regards. I hope Bob comes to his senses, but remember - you can't pin everything on the "f*cking bitch." Unless she shot him up with Special K and kidnapped him, he has the capacity to follow her lead or to deny it.
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Re: A new random thread
by Teaos » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:59 am
Nick is incredibly busy with college and his business (he has a computer/software/it business (you know, computer stuff) oh and this is a secret --- he sort of has a girlfriend ---
OOOOOOWWWWW Nic has a Girlfriend..................
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Re: A new random thread
by RK_Striker_JK_5 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:12 am
Please tell them hi and taunt Nick for us. 
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