Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

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Oh, this is the guy with the hypermatter torpedoes and crap?
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Not that I'm aware of............ :worried:
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Oh, this is the guy with the hypermatter torpedoes and crap?
Hypermatter? Yay for sticking random adjectives onto words to spice them up. Don't know what I'd do without my megalaptop, ultratruck, and superdimensional-bathroom.
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Is it too early for metavodka?
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So long as you don't drive your isocar afterwards.
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No, no. I'm like Lighthawk; I drive an ultratruck.

I'm still gigaresponsible, though. I'd never do that.
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Don't look at me. I've got my hypermoped.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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:lol:
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Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?
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Mark wrote:Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?
Oh, now he expects us to read it too... oy.


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I'm not reading it.
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Not even if we quantum-dog dare you to?
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Post by Tsukiyumi »

Maybe in a month when I'm not in a "kill anything that moves wrong" mood.

I'm going to read Dark Tower 7. That's it.
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Mark wrote:Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?
I didn't even get halfway through the first chapter. From the first bloody paragraph it starts off with the Mary Sue-ing.
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Post by Tyyr »

Well at least you know what you're getting into up front.
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