The Kelvin and Canon Designs
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They're only a century or so apart, and don't forget that technology has advanced at an unprecedented rate over the last couple of centuries (during the last two thirds of the 19th century in particular). If it ain't broke don't fix it.
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But I think space opera depends on a certain kind of stagnation, or plateau effect - otherwise, races that had a few thousand years' head start on humanity would be frighteningly superior.GrahamKennedy wrote:It's long been a complaint of mine that the Trek universe is rather stagnant in technology terms. Whilst there's no doubt that a GCS is many times more powerful than a Connie, both use the same basic hull configuration, the same basic weapons systems, the same basic defense technology, the same basic drive systems. In fact offhand the ONLY thing I can think of on the Galaxy that is a genuinely new technology over TOS is the holodecks.
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And there's no reason to believe that that trend is going to do anything but continue.Captain Seafort wrote:They're only a century or so apart, and don't forget that technology has advanced at an unprecedented rate over the last couple of centuries (during the last two thirds of the 19th century in particular). If it ain't broke don't fix it.
I just wish they'd done something at least a bit different. For instance put transwarp on the TNG ships, even if the nacelles looked the same and it made no basic difference to the speed of plot. It was a doable thing, they talked about the Excelsior's transwarp drive years before TNG came out. Hell, it would even be the perfect reason for a redrawn warp scale, just call it transwarp instead.
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Re: The Kelvin and Canon Designs
But that would make their technobabble even more complex.GrahamKennedy wrote:I just wish they'd done something at least a bit different. For instance put transwarp on the TNG ships, even if the nacelles looked the same and it made no basic difference to the speed of plot. It was a doable thing, they talked about the Excelsior's transwarp drive years before TNG came out. Hell, it would even be the perfect reason for a redrawn warp scale, just call it transwarp instead.
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Not necessarily... take just about anything Data or Geordi ever said and stick "trans" on the beginning of the word "warp" and it still works.Lazar wrote:But that would make their technobabble even more complex.
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Or, just expand everything about a thousandfold and call the propulsion "iso-mega-quanta-ultra-double-secret-probation-warp."
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Double secret probation warp...
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GrahamKennedy wrote:Double secret probation warp...
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Re: The Kelvin and Canon Designs
Temporal Quantum Warp.
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Transtemporal Iso-quantum Hyperwarp.Mark wrote:Temporal Quantum Warp.
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You forgot the mega
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Why not simply call it:
"The Improbable Warp Drive"?
"The Improbable Warp Drive"?
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Yes, and run it off the Brownian motion in, say, a nice hot cup of tea, right?
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Mikey wrote:Yes, and run it off the Brownian motion in, say, a nice hot cup of tea, right?
Bingo!