Trekyards EP300 - USS Discovery Scale Revealed! (Analysis)

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Trekyards EP300 - USS Discovery Scale Revealed! (Analysis)

Postby Nutso » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:23 pm

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Re: Trekyards EP300 - USS Discovery Scale Revealed! (Analysi

Postby Graham Kennedy » Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:34 pm

The first time I saw that teaser trailer with the USS Fugly, I knew Discovery would suck.

It's a shame to be proven right over and over.
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Re: Trekyards EP300 - USS Discovery Scale Revealed! (Analysi

Postby DonP » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:26 am

I can't decide if it's sad or hilarious watching these two try to convince each other that it all makes perfect sense.
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Re: Trekyards EP300 - USS Discovery Scale Revealed! (Analysi

Postby Graham Kennedy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:26 am

DonP wrote:I can't decide if it's sad or hilarious watching these two try to convince each other that it all makes perfect sense.

It's something of a theme with them. They do a LOT of Discovery videos, and about 9/10 of them consist of their desperately casting around for a context in which any of it could possibly make sense.
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Re: Trekyards EP300 - USS Discovery Scale Revealed! (Analysi

Postby DonP » Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:55 pm

Indeed. So to the point of the video, we now know that this thing is longer than a Sovereign and appears to my untrained eye to have at least the internal volume of an Excelsior, all with a little over 100 crew, because CANON!
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Re: Trekyards EP300 - USS Discovery Scale Revealed! (Analysi

Postby mwhittington » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:10 am

Since the saucer section rotates, they should make a Discovery pizza cutter. I'm sure someone is marketing this crap somewhere.
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