WH40k What if?

Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Deepcrush » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:44 pm

Nah, extermination is just better. Why get a new Eldar woman every fifty years when you can have a new Human woman every fifty days.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Tyyr » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:47 pm

Variety? Sticking it to the xenos? A profound aversion to wasting perfectly good pussy?
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Deepcrush » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:58 pm

And if she happens to be a psyker able enough to turn you inside out and fast enough to slit your throat before you can blink...
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Reliant121 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:11 pm

At least you're death's enjoyable, I suppose...
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Deepcrush » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:41 pm

Only if you get to the sex part.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Reliant121 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:54 pm

Or, I imagine, at least undressed.

The last thing you see being a naked eldar woman....I'm assuming thats not a bad thing?
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Tyyr » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:19 am

Deepcrush wrote:And if she happens to be a psyker able enough to turn you inside out and fast enough to slit your throat before you can blink...

This is WH40K, a 5 year old on the street could do that just as easy.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Deepcrush » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:13 am

Yeah, but only one in ten thousand humans are psykers were as just about every Eldar is a psyker.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Mikey » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:31 pm

Atekimogus wrote:Best approach so far. Get him to take charge of mankind at the height of their power with STCs still around etc. and get him to wage war on the eldar so that they get their s**t together and in one stroke you prevented the birth a of chaos god, the eye of terror and the need for ever having a crusade.


I'm not sure, but didn't the Fall of the Eldar/the birth of Slaanesh occur before mankind had climbed down from the trees?

As to the Eldar chicks... yeah, they're a bit too dangerous to keep around. Hot chicks are hot chicks, but not worth the problems.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Tyyr » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:55 pm

Mikey wrote:I'm not sure, but didn't the Fall of the Eldar/the birth of Slaanesh occur before mankind had climbed down from the trees?


No, we're a good 20,000 years from the bitching orgy that the eldar are going to throw. Slannesh's birth is what triggered the warp storms that split up humanity.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Deepcrush » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:34 pm

Then came the dark age of technology for Earth, and the Age of Souls for most humanity as psykers started popping up everywhere... with the random Greater Demon punching into our realm.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Mikey » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:36 pm

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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Atekimogus » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:24 pm

Tyyr wrote:
Mikey wrote:I'm not sure, but didn't the Fall of the Eldar/the birth of Slaanesh occur before mankind had climbed down from the trees?


No, we're a good 20,000 years from the bitching orgy that the eldar are going to throw. Slannesh's birth is what triggered the warp storms that split up humanity.


Well, not entirely correct afaik. The bitching orgy of the eldar created the warp storms, the birthcry of slannesh cleared out the storms and created the eye of terror.

Small detail though, since the rough timeframe is the same which means our good Emperor of Mankind is a few couple 10k older than one of the chaos gods:).
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Lighthawk » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:28 am

Atekimogus wrote:Small detail though, since the rough timeframe is the same which means our good Emperor of Mankind is a few couple 10k older than one of the chaos gods:).


Bah, older, younger, He'll still kick their chaotic asses.
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Re: WH40k What if?

Postby Deepcrush » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:19 am

Atekimogus wrote:Well, not entirely correct afaik. The bitching orgy of the eldar created the warp storms, the birthcry of slannesh cleared out the storms and created the eye of terror.


She didn't create the warp storms, she just made them really bad.

Atekimogus wrote:Small detail though, since the rough timeframe is the same which means our good Emperor of Mankind is a few couple 10k older than one of the chaos gods:).


EoM is very likely as old as humanity its self, basically the first immortal.
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