"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
There’s a lesson to be learned here, Ladies and Gents: If you love someone, just let them know, because you don’t know when they might get kidnapped by an undead demon man whatever-he-is and taken away to his deep underground castle. - Simon Lane