Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Sionnach Glic » Fri May 21, 2010 12:37 pm

Aliens 'hijack' Nasa's Voyager 2 spacecraft, claims expert
Aliens have hijacked a Nasa spacecraft and are using it to try to contact earth, a UFO expert has claimed.

Published: 7:15AM BST 14 May 2010

Hartwig Hausdorf, a German academic, believes that the reason Voyager 2, an unmanned probe that has been in space since 1977, is sending strange messages that are confusing scientists, is because it has been taken over by extraterrestrial life.

Since its launch, Voyager 2 has been sending streams of data back to Earth for study by scientists, but on April 22, 2010, that stream of information suddenly changed.

Nasa claimed that a software problem with the flight data system was the cause but Mr Hausdorf believes it could be the work of aliens.

This is because all other parts of the spacecraft appear to be functioning fine.

He told the German newspaper Bild: "It seems almost as if someone has reprogrammed or hijacked the probe - thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth."

Voyager 2 carries a disk with greetings in 55 languages on it in case the craft encounters other life forms.

Dr Edward Stone, a scientist on the project, said the desk, called the Golden Record, is "a kind of time capsule, intended to communicate a story of our world to extraterrestrials.

"The Voyager message is carried by a phonograph record-a 12-inch gold-plated copper disk containing sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth."



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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Mikey » Fri May 21, 2010 1:24 pm

Well, it must be true - Hausdorf's evidence is so iron-clad. :lol:
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Monroe » Fri May 21, 2010 2:04 pm

Dang, shame we met aliens who could use interstellar travel to travel between voids but have to hijack our probe in order to contact us instead of just making a tiny stop over to Earth to say it themselves.
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Griffin » Fri May 21, 2010 2:48 pm

silly man, it was Voyager VI that was hijacked by aliens. :roll:
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Mikey » Fri May 21, 2010 4:03 pm

Yeah, just wait until this thing starts digitizing Deltan lieutenants.
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Tyyr » Fri May 21, 2010 7:05 pm

You'd think we'd have known better than to just randomly send out probes with directions on how to find up. Did know one at NASA ever read a book or watch a sci-fi show?

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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Sonic Glitch » Fri May 21, 2010 7:38 pm

Tyyr wrote:You'd think we'd have known better than to just randomly send out probes with directions on how to find up. Did know one at NASA ever read a book or watch a sci-fi show?

For every race of aliens with hot women there's a two genocidal ones out there.

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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Fri May 21, 2010 9:07 pm

Voyager 2 is 33 years old and it still works? :shock:
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Mikey » Fri May 21, 2010 9:23 pm

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Voyager 2 is 33 years old and it still works? :shock:


No, it's broken. That's what the story is all about.
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Fri May 21, 2010 9:44 pm

Mikey wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Voyager 2 is 33 years old and it still works? :shock:


No, it's broken. That's what the story is all about.


Seems to be not too big a problem. *Shrugs* okay, it worked for 33 years. Still damned impressive.
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Mikey » Fri May 21, 2010 10:03 pm

IDK, I know a guy with a '55 Edsel. As long as he can find lead additive, it runs like a top.
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Mark » Sat May 22, 2010 2:44 am

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Voyager 2 is 33 years old and it still works? :shock:



Hey, I'm a year older than Voyager 2 and I still work!



















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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Tyyr » Sat May 22, 2010 2:48 am

And they make little blue pills for the parts that don't.
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Re: Voyager 2 Probe Hijacked By Aliens

Postby Mark » Sat May 22, 2010 2:51 am

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