How Sci Fi Movies should go

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How Sci Fi Movies should go

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I didn't come up with these, found them on the net somewhere....

Two FBI agents compile irrefutable proof of paranormal activity. They collect one million dollars from the James Randi Foundation and retire.

An intelligent robot is exposed to a clever logical paradox. It stores it in memory under "Clever Logical Paradoxes".

An exploratory starship sends an away team to a mysterious, hostile planet. The captain and first officer prudently elect to remain aboard.

Robots design a huge machine to use humans trapped in virtual reality as a power source. After a feasibility study, they opt for wind power.

A wealthy playboy scientist invents a powerful robotic suit for the military. The suit proves invaluable in quickly unloading cargo.

Lightning strikes a facility where a scientist is performing medical experiments on cadavers. The power is knocked out.

Computer hackers manage to shut down a power plant. Output is increased at other plants. HR is annoyed at having to pay overtime.

A tornado passes over a large group of sharks. They are unaffected.
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That final one? Perfect.
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Lol!
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