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Very old joke:

Two nuns in the bath.
One says: "Where's the soap?"
The other says: "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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Isnt the line "Where's the soap?"
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Teaos wrote:Isnt the line "Where's the soap?"
Quite right. I'll change it now.
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I think its a joke that works best when told aloud. I first saw it written down and didnt get the joke, when said out loud the play on words is more obvious.
What does defeat mean to you?

Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Yup, that's true of a whole lot of jokes.
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Okay, even out loud... I don't get it. :oops:
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Ah, well, we'll tell you when you're old enough. Hint, it's rude.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Okay, even out loud... I don't get it. :oops:
Same here, I have repeated it over and over, and nada! :(
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Another hint. The spelling of all the words, while completely accurate, may not be as expected by all parties.
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Don't get it. Something to do with soap?
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Or the location of its use the the consequences there of.
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OMG OMG, I got it :-) And it didn't take me 7 years, wahey.
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Sigh.
"Where's" sounds like "wears".
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I get the pun... just missing the humor. I guess it's like most knock knock jokes... word pun, but the humor is hard to find.
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Jim wrote:I get the pun... just missing the humor. I guess it's like most knock knock jokes... word pun, but the humor is hard to find.
It's not just word pun. The fact that it's nuns also makes it funny.
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