A State by State Map of America's Filthy Porn Searches

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It's everyone's favorite time of year—the birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, and PornHub has just released a big, ol' sticky mess of data about the country's porn habits. And the conclusion? The MILF is alive and well, Nevada is weirdly into adult film star Anita Queen, and anyone invested in the porn industry needn't worry—America says "yes" to porn.
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Among the many interesting little tidbits, the fresh load of data makes us privy to each individual states' top three search terms as well as the—er, duration of an individual's visit to that particular corner of the internet. So, boys and girls, what did we learn?

Kentucky really, really likes to watch anime characters fornicate—a lot. Good for them! We just wish we could say the same for Rhode Island, who barely manages to clock in at a weak 10 minutes per session. We'd suggest imagining your grandmother and her friends running around naked, but given the nation's propensity for MILFs, perhaps best to move straight on down to great-grandmother.

But other than Wyoming's curious interest in dirty deeds done on the "brcc" or "backroom casting couch" and the fact that Utah is lying (to us and to themselves), the same classics that got off your father and your father's father before him still seem to be crowd favorites
You can check out the full set of data over at PornHub: http://public.tableausoftware.com/share ... _count=yes Don't worry, this isn't a link to the porn site.

Of course these stats are just limited to the porn choices available on Pornhub.
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Less than 10 minutes... sad.
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I find it funny how traditionally liberal states are among the lowest, and traditionally conservative stats are among the highest.

Interesting statistics there.
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And how what's considered the racist part if the country gets its rocks off to ebony porn.
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Teaos wrote:And how what's considered the racist part if the country gets its rocks off to ebony porn.
Forbidden fruit, I guess.
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Teaos wrote:Less than 10 minutes... sad.
Well its porn and no need for foreplay.
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You've got to wonder what's happening in Utah? Apart from Mormons that is...
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Probably self destructed the system from the filthy searches they do.
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IanKennedy wrote:You've got to wonder what's happening in Utah? Apart from Mormons that is...
Oddly blank indeed.
Teaos wrote:And how what's considered the racist part if the country gets its rocks off to ebony porn.
demographics

I'm almost afraid to ask about Germany.


By the way:

Kentucky yeah!!! :happydevil: :poke:
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Teaos wrote:I'm almost afraid to ask about Germany.
I'm pretty sure it's not part of America... ;)
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IanKennedy wrote:
Teaos wrote:I'm almost afraid to ask about Germany.
I'm pretty sure it's not part of America... ;)
Yet...

Anyway I have seen German porn. Definitely not he standard Bang Bros affair we have here in the US.
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McAvoy wrote:
IanKennedy wrote:
Teaos wrote:I'm almost afraid to ask about Germany.
I'm pretty sure it's not part of America... ;)
Yet...

Anyway I have seen German porn. Definitely not he standard Bang Bros affair we have here in the US.
Quite agree, some freaky ass stuff comes out of the German porn industry.
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Ah its not to bad, its certainly more realistic and not as "Produced" as most American porn.
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IanKennedy wrote:
McAvoy wrote:
IanKennedy wrote: I'm pretty sure it's not part of America... ;)
Yet...

Anyway I have seen German porn. Definitely not he standard Bang Bros affair we have here in the US.
Quite agree, some freaky ass-stuff comes out of the German porn industry.
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Teaos wrote:Ah its not to bad, its certainly more realistic and not as "Produced" as most American porn.
Ah, I'm talking about the more... shall we say imaginative side of German porn. For example less vanilla and more chocolate. All I can say is that there are some very odd Germans out there.
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