The funniest jokes from the Fringe Festival

[Graham Kennedy]

...as voted for by viewers of the channel Dave :

Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."

Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."

Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."

Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."

Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."

Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Okay, those are pretty good.

[IanKennedy]

Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

I've seen that joke told. It was on an episode of Argumental.

[IanKennedy]

Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."

You've got to love Tim Vine.

[Nutso]

I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.

[McAvoy]

I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.

Is that a bad thing?

[Nutso]

I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.

Is that a bad thing?

No. It's kind of weird though. Man's been gone for years, but his delivery has stuck with me.

[McAvoy]

I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.

Is that a bad thing?

No. It's kind of weird though. Man's been gone for years, but his delivery has stuck with me.

True. But he's a classic though. Same goes for George Carlin.