...as voted for by viewers of the channel Dave :
Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."
Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."
Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."
Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."
Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."
Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."
Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."
Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."
Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."
Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
The funniest jokes from the Fringe Festival
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Okay, those are pretty good.
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I've seen that joke told. It was on an episode of Argumental.GrahamKennedy wrote:Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."
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You've got to love Tim Vine.GrahamKennedy wrote:Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."
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Re: The funniest jokes from the Fringe Festival
I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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Is that a bad thing?Nutso wrote:I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
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No. It's kind of weird though. Man's been gone for years, but his delivery has stuck with me.McAvoy wrote:Is that a bad thing?Nutso wrote:I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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Re: The funniest jokes from the Fringe Festival
True. But he's a classic though. Same goes for George Carlin.Nutso wrote:No. It's kind of weird though. Man's been gone for years, but his delivery has stuck with me.McAvoy wrote:Is that a bad thing?Nutso wrote:I keep saying these jokes in my head, but it's always in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
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