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Re: Funny pics

Postby Mikey » Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:30 pm

Are all cows in Great Britain that furry? No wonder they all got mad-cow disease.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Graham Kennedy » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:02 am

Mikey wrote:Are all cows in Great Britain that furry? No wonder they all got mad-cow disease.

One cow says to another "Are you worried about mad cow disease at all?"
The other replies "No - because I'm a helicopter!" :jester:
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Tsukiyumi » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:48 pm

:lol:
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Re: Funny pics

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Re: Funny pics

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Re: Funny pics

Postby Teaos » Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:59 pm

Impressive! But to be fair they come pre solved.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Jim » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:35 pm

This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...

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Re: Funny pics

Postby mwhittington » Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:15 am

Jim wrote:This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...

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Isn't that Chuck Norris' baby carriage?
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Graham Kennedy » Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:50 pm

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Re: Funny pics

Postby Mikey » Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:38 pm

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Funny. Could've benefited from a couple of extra days for emergency services to work, but funny.

Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Nutso » Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:34 pm

mwhittington wrote:
Jim wrote:This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...

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Isn't that Chuck Norris' baby carriage?

As if Chuck Norris needed a baby carriage!?
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Graham Kennedy » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:03 pm

Mikey wrote:Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.


Well, I'm very glad they didn't!
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Mikey » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:10 pm

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Mikey wrote:Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.


Well, I'm very glad they didn't!


Pretty damned close, though. As it is, my wife has to go up to her mom's house tomorrow to call our homeowner's insurance company.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Nutso » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:47 am

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Re: Funny pics

Postby Nutso » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:51 am

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