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Re: Funny pics
by Nutso » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:11 pm
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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Re: Funny pics
by Mikey » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:11 pm
I'm reminded of Adam Carrolla, who when asked about his charity on "The Celebrity Apprentice," said, "I'm playing for 'White Kids Without iPads.'"
"You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?"
"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
"And your husband?"
"I fight with him sometimes, too."
"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
"And your husband?"
"I fight with him sometimes, too."
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Re: Funny pics
by McAvoy » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:14 pm
Mikey wrote:I'm reminded of Adam Carrolla, who when asked about his charity on "The Celebrity Apprentice," said, "I'm playing for 'White Kids Without iPads.'"
He had to be joking right?
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Re: Funny pics
by Mikey » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:25 am
Yes, and so far it was one of the funniest things I heard all year - mostly because he went on to mock-describe a situation much like the one in the pic above.
"You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?"
"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
"And your husband?"
"I fight with him sometimes, too."
"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
"And your husband?"
"I fight with him sometimes, too."
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Re: Funny pics
by Atekimogus » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:11 am
And since you can find everything on the internet....
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
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Re: Funny pics
by Atekimogus » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:42 am
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
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Re: Funny pics
by thelordharry » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:36 am
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Funny pics
by Nutso » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:52 pm
^^^^TRUTH! 
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Re: Funny pics
by McAvoy » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:28 pm
More than half of those are fruit!. Fruit ain't a color.... except for orange.
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Re: Funny pics
by Griffin » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:57 pm
And purple.
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Re: Funny pics
by IanKennedy » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:52 pm
Griffin wrote:And purple.
Yes, all hail the great fruit 'Purple'.
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Re: Funny pics
by Griffin » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:12 pm
Hey, Purple IS a Fruit.
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Re: Funny pics
by Tsukiyumi » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:51 pm
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Re: Funny pics
by McAvoy » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:53 pm
What the hell is spindrift?
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