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Re: Funny pics
by thelordharry » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:48 pm
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Funny pics
by Jim » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:19 pm
I do not even understand that...
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Re: Funny pics
by McAvoy » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:40 pm
I only get the boner part...
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Re: Funny pics
by Sonic Glitch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:41 am
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Re: Funny pics
by stitch626 » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:01 am
Sonic Glitch wrote:
That is perfect, I'm borrowing that for someone.
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Re: Funny pics
by McAvoy » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:04 pm
Those were awesome.
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Re: Funny pics
by Captain Seafort » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:53 pm
IanKennedy wrote:
Good one, but I think I can improve it slightly:
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Re: Funny pics
by thelordharry » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:44 am
Wish I knew women like that Ian 
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Funny pics
by thelordharry » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:35 pm
This has got to be photoshopped, right?
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Funny pics
by Mikey » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:11 pm
One would hope... but then, it IS Faux News...
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Re: Funny pics
by Atekimogus » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:38 pm
Well I was going to post THIS:
but then I thought...."Nah, can't be real. That has to be photoshoped!"
I mean...did this seriously happen?
but then I thought...."Nah, can't be real. That has to be photoshoped!"
I mean...did this seriously happen?
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Re: Funny pics
by McAvoy » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:41 pm
I can't read it. Can you make it bigger?
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Re: Funny pics
by Mikey » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:50 pm
I can't read it either, but I think I can run down the salient points:
1 - There is a city in France - the one in which the shooting occurred - called "Toulouse." There is no city named "Toolooz."
2 - The French president is, in fact, not Claude Guent or whoever the text said - it is Nicolas Sarkozy.
3 - Nobody would have had to apologize to the Asian community, as the Asian community had nothing to do with this incident. Indeed, nobody apologized for anything to anyone.
4 - The "crazed Buddhist madman" which the text reported was in fact not even close to being a Buddhist. He claimed to be some form of extremist Muslim.
1 - There is a city in France - the one in which the shooting occurred - called "Toulouse." There is no city named "Toolooz."
2 - The French president is, in fact, not Claude Guent or whoever the text said - it is Nicolas Sarkozy.
3 - Nobody would have had to apologize to the Asian community, as the Asian community had nothing to do with this incident. Indeed, nobody apologized for anything to anyone.
4 - The "crazed Buddhist madman" which the text reported was in fact not even close to being a Buddhist. He claimed to be some form of extremist Muslim.
"You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?"
"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
"And your husband?"
"I fight with him sometimes, too."
"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
"And your husband?"
"I fight with him sometimes, too."
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Re: Funny pics
by Mikey » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:55 pm
Also, the spot which Fox News marked on the map appears to be somewhere in Romania or Moldova. Toulouse, being a French city, just happens to be in France.
"You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?"
"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
"And your husband?"
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"I fought with a lot of people in the war."
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