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Are all cows in Great Britain that furry? No wonder they all got mad-cow disease.
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Mikey wrote:Are all cows in Great Britain that furry? No wonder they all got mad-cow disease.
One cow says to another "Are you worried about mad cow disease at all?"
The other replies "No - because I'm a helicopter!" :jester:
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Impressive! But to be fair they come pre solved.
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This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...
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Jim wrote:This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...
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Funny. Could've benefited from a couple of extra days for emergency services to work, but funny.

Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.
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mwhittington wrote:
Jim wrote:This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...
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Isn't that Chuck Norris' baby carriage?
As if Chuck Norris needed a baby carriage!?
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Mikey wrote:Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.
Well, I'm very glad they didn't!
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GrahamKennedy wrote:
Mikey wrote:Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.
Well, I'm very glad they didn't!
Pretty damned close, though. As it is, my wife has to go up to her mom's house tomorrow to call our homeowner's insurance company.
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