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Mikey
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I can't even tell the intent here. Did she forget to release the handle when removing the nozzle?
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I got the high gloss luster
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Graham Kennedy
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That's how it looks to me. Surely she's not holding the nozzle there and trying to squirt the petrol into the tank...
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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I work in retail. I've seen three dumber things just while I was at work today.Graham Kennedy wrote:That's how it looks to me. Surely she's not holding the nozzle there and trying to squirt the petrol into the tank...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Wanna trade dumb retail stories... I'm sure I beat you, 4 years on cruise ships.
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Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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30 years in various phases of retail, and two weeks ago I found wax stoppers and syringes from someone riding the dragon in the bathroom in my backstock area.Teaos wrote:Wanna trade dumb retail stories... I'm sure I beat you, 4 years on cruise ships.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I can almost see a B-movie from the 50's trying to pass this off as a giant monster battle.Nutso wrote:
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My Nomination for "MVAM Critic Award" (But can it be broken into 3 separate pieces?)
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Obvious bait, right? Right?
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A Time for Maths
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Re: Funny pics
Okay, here's a head scratcher. Why is this funny?
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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I give up. Why is that sound mathematical equation funny?
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It's a limerick. 
A dozen, a gross, and a score...
Plus three times the square root of four...
Divided by seven...
Plus five times eleven...
Equals nine squared, and not a bit more!
A dozen, a gross, and a score...
Plus three times the square root of four...
Divided by seven...
Plus five times eleven...
Equals nine squared, and not a bit more!
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...