Facebook Fails

Facebook Fails

Postby kostmayer » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:25 pm

Via TechEBlog - 24 more funny Facebook fails

Was gonna post a couple in the funny pics thread but theres just too many funny ones to pick from.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Mikey » Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:09 pm

I hear ya, I don't think I could choose a single fave either. Golden.
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"And your husband?"
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Lighthawk » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:42 am

I think I can. The one were the girl cusses out her boss, forgetting that she added him to her friends list.
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby stitch626 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:46 am

Yeah, that for me is priceless. :laughroll:
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Laughing Man » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:25 am

Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe In Golly!
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Nutso » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:17 pm

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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Lighthawk » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:22 pm

And my brain just official went on strike.
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Mikey » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:06 pm

That's odd... I have muslin sheets and I rather like them.
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Nutso » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:52 pm

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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Mikey » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:15 pm

Pretty clever comebacks there. I'm reminded of the time I worked in a record store and someone came in looking for the new Bob Marley record.

Me: "Do you mean the new boxed set? Rita marley found some demo versions and other stuff, which are included in the set."

Dumbass: "No, a new album. There's supposed to be a new album, of all-new music."

Me: "Er... Bob Marley died over ten years ago."

Dumbass: "Bob Marley is DEAD?!" *pause* "I guess it was all the drugs."

Me: "He died from Hodgkin's Disease, a form of cancer."

Dumbass: "Well, what about that other guy from his band, who made some solo stuff?"

Me: "Peter Tosh, the guy who sang 'Legalize It?'"

Dumbass: "Yeah, that's him!"

Me: "Peter Tosh died four years ago."

Dumbass: "I bet it was the drugs with him."

Me: "Peter Tosh was stabbed to death while his hime was being burglarized."

Dumbass: "I'm going to go now."
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Nutso » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:54 am

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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Nutso » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:30 am

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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Reliant121 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:59 am

That last one is quite...spooky in many ways.

You have no idea how many of my friends do stupid things like that on a regular basis.
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Nutso » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:34 pm

Reliant121 wrote:That last one is quite...spooky in many ways.

You have no idea how many of my friends do stupid things like that on a regular basis.

You have friends who think they're Satanists but really, they have markings of the Jewish faith?
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Re: Facebook Fails

Postby Reliant121 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:38 pm

:lol:

I meant in the sense, of friends that find it "cool" to cut into themselves in honour of some strange cult thing, or because their parent took their ipod or something ridiculous.

And a lot of them are probably foolish enough to mistake the symbols.
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