Sparkly gay neurotic vampires and half naked dog teddy werewolves have a lot to answer for!
Teenage werewolves don't just exist in movies from your childhood anymore. They are a real, live thing, a new group of youngsters whom, much like their fellow high school cliques, take their order in the social hierarchy very seriously.
In San Antonio, Texas, the kids are all right and by "all right" we mean they've literally started wearing tails just like wolves. One kid's mom is even totes okay with her son's adopted identity, which she proves by standing just a few feet away from her beloved baby. It's kind of sweet.
Take your Twilight and shove it, folks. Teenagers do the darnedest things.
Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
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Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe In Golly!
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Wow.
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Honestly, the only thing that surprise me is that it took this long.
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
I keep thinking of paraphrasing a line from the movie Heathers -
"I love my dead lycanthrope son!"
"I love my dead lycanthrope son!"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Made me think of this.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
I have had it with all this stupid tween vampire and werewolf goth crap! 
I swear, put James Woods on the case and it'll be over soon! 
I swear, put James Woods on the case and it'll be over soon! "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
He did make a bad-ass vamp hunter.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Am I imagining it, or are people getting more and more stupid as time goes on? 
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
I don't think it's a matter of people getting more stupid, but the existence of the internet making it easier to root out the stupidest examples of humanity.Sionnach Glic wrote:Am I imagining it, or are people getting more and more stupid as time goes on?
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
i hope they get hunted down by furries. 
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Well, at least they aren't Chakats.
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Don't make the mistake of assuming that, just because the Chakat was the worst case of stupidity DITL's encountered, there aren't worse idiots out there.Nutso wrote:Well, at least they aren't Chakats.
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Yet.Nutso wrote:Well, at least they aren't Chakats.
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Re: Teenage Werewolves Are Real (And I'm a Na'Vi)
Okay. Get me the Van Helsings, Belmonts and the Monster Squad. Or... someone with a baseball bat?