Trek drinking game

[thelordharry]

We should make up a Trek drinking game...

You know the sort of one....where when you hear a word/phase in a song, you have to take a swig depending on which side you're on.....Like in 'Roxanne' by The Police:

Roxanne is used as the basis of a drinking game. The song is played and the room is split into two. One half is required to drink whenever the word "Roxanne" is sung, whilst the other half drink when the line "You don't have to put on the red light" is sung. As the song reaches its climax, the pace of drinking increases and hilarity ensues

I wonder how we could fashion a Trek version of it?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Take one sip every time Spock says fascinating.

[Mikey]

A shot every time Kikr loses his shirt (or, for TNG, every time Picard tugs the hem of his tunic.)

[thelordharry]

A shot every time Kikr loses his shirt (or, for TNG, every time Picard tugs the hem of his tunic.)

I'd be as pissed as a monkey by the end of the show

Every time Janeway does that clawed hand, sort of waving movement when explaining something tricky and every time Tom Paris says 'friendly fellow!' when a brusque alien appears on the viewscreen.

[Tyyr]

I'd suggest taking a shot anytime someone says "iso-" but I don't want the deaths on my conscious if anyone watches Voyager.

[Sionnach Glic]

Expanding the game to include the word "quantum" could put the entire population of Ireland down for good.

[shran]

We have a version where you pick a character before hand, you start a watching marathon and every time your character walks into view or says something, you need to drink.
Another funny one would be to guess the correct premise of the episode and having to do an ad fundum if you don't get it right.

[Foxfyre]

Take a drink when ever.....

Kirk says "Kirk Here"
Picard says "Make it so"
Spock's Eyebrow go up
Bones says someone is dead
When ever I'm a Doctor not a _________ or varitation there of is said.
The Defiant has a scalling issue with DS9 or another ship.
We see just how nice Dax's legs really are.
Data uses a contraction
Geordi is seen on a date

Take a drink when

The establishing shot of the E-D in which she flys into view from starboard side aft is used
The shot of the enterprise is shown flying at warp from the starboard side
the enterrpsie is seen flying past at warp from the front (opening credits do not count)
Weapons are shown firing from places that have nothing to do with the weapon used
The E-nil is seen orbiting a planet moving from the left to the right
When the personel responding to a security issue on the Enterprise arrive to deal with it unarmed and get there arses handed to them only to be saved by the chief medical officer who arrives armed and ready.
Someone other then Troi senses something
Troi does something useful

[Mark]

When Worf growls
When Wes says something annoying
When Quark says profit
When Rom snivels
When Sisko says "Old Man"
Whenever Star Trek explores time travel

[Sonic Glitch]

When the Enterprise is the only ship in range.

[Foxfyre]

The ships CMO gets put in command.

[Sionnach Glic]

Deanna Troi senses the blindingly obvious.

[Mark]

Every time Picard orders "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."
Every time a ship goes to warp.
Every time Data looks confused.

[Mikey]

Every time Picard interrupts Data and says, "Thank you, Data."

Every time someone says, "Compensating," and then whatever problem there is magically disappears.

[Mark]

Every time Picard interrupts Data and says, "Thank you, Data."

Every time someone says, "Compensating," and then whatever problem there is magically disappears.

Or "re-route" something