If I want something pretty around my house, I'll buy a painting. It'd be about as useful.Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.
Damnest thing you have ever heard someone say....
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Yeah but you can't fuck a painting.
Unless you're in Japan.
Unless you're in Japan.
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Fine, a RealDoll, then. At least it doesn't talk.Tyyr wrote:Yeah but you can't f**k a painting.
Unless you're in Japan.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Damnest thing you have ever heard someone say....
No, a painting can tell you the capitals of the states of the U.S. Making it more useful...Tsukiyumi wrote:If I want something pretty around my house, I'll buy a painting. It'd be about as useful.Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.
Sadly, this is true, but I could not live with a moron as a wife, I need an intellectual equal, which I have found some pretty good lookin equals, so don't say it isn't possible..Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.
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Yeah...saddest part is it's likely to be some rich guy who she'll barely see. She just has to be a house sitter, an arm trophy, and a baby maker.Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.
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Yeah, vapid will eventually outpace pretty.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Oh yes. I had my lovely space cadet when I was 17. She was so dumb I once asked her IQ and she said 34 D.
Another time, just to mess with her I ask "Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?" She called information.
Another time, just to mess with her I ask "Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?" She called information.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mark wrote:Oh yes. I had my lovely space cadet when I was 17. She was so dumb I once asked her IQ and she said 34 D.
Another time, just to mess with her I ask "Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?" She called information.
I'm so so sorry to hear Mark...
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Mark wrote:Oh yes. I had my lovely space cadet when I was 17. She was so dumb I once asked her IQ and she said 34 D.
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Hey, it's not a bad answer to the question really. After all, its obvious her brains won't get her through life so she'll have to count on her rack.
At the start of this outage the scaffolding subcontractor explained why he only showed up to the job with eight guys with, "We've got plenty of time."
At the start of this outage the scaffolding subcontractor explained why he only showed up to the job with eight guys with, "We've got plenty of time."
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Life lesson: You never have as much time as you think you do.Tyyr wrote:Hey, it's not a bad answer to the question really. After all, its obvious her brains won't get her through life so she'll have to count on her rack.
At the start of this outage the scaffolding subcontractor explained why he only showed up to the job with eight guys with, "We've got plenty of time."
How many should he have had?
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Wow, not even half of what he should have had.
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Yeah. At a million dollars a day just to have the unit off there is no such thing as "plenty of time."