Damnest thing you have ever heard someone say....

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Ok simple what was the damnest and funniest thing you have ever heard someone say to you. Mine had ot me my coworker saying over the phone, Good morning NOAC Yococksa (instead of Yokosuka) when I called up to the office one day. I have not let him live it down since.
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Someone in my calc class insisting the Japanese owned Hawaii. :roll:
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stitch626 wrote:Someone in my calc class insisting the Japanese owned Hawaii. :roll:
Well, the Japanese pwned Hawaii, but that was about 70 years ago, and really isn't the same thing at all...
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I won $20 dollars once by betting someone they couldnt freeze fire, "But man, I've SEEN blue fire!"
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Teaos wrote:I won $20 dollars once by betting someone they couldnt freeze fire, "But man, I've SEEN blue fire!"
Good thing they didn't have an absolute zero machine.
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The only thing that could conceivably freeze would be the combustion gases, which would immediately fall out of the air as a sort of dust. Of course you'd also have to lower every thing in the room to absolute zero as well or any conduction or radiant heat would be sufficient to sublimate them back to gases again.
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Thus me being $20 richer.
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Can we include oxymorons in this thread? :)
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thelordharry wrote:Can we include oxymorons in this thread? :)
I once heard my father-in-law (abetted by large quantities of barley-derived beverages) complaining about the language some of his bar buddies used in the presence of a woman. His comment? "I don't go for that foul-mouthed shit."
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
stitch626 wrote:Someone in my calc class insisting the Japanese owned Hawaii. :roll:
Well, the Japanese pwned Hawaii, but that was about 70 years ago, and really isn't the same thing at all...
Nice. :lol:
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here's another one, we had australian come to one of commands and he said he was going to smoke a fag. Most of my command thought it was funny I think I was the only one that knew what he was doing.
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A cigarette right?
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Foxfyre wrote:here's another one, we had australian come to one of commands and he said he was going to smoke a fag. Most of my command thought it was funny I think I was the only one that knew what he was doing.
The joke would have been on you if you saw him out of the window engaged in homosexual relations :)
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One of the funniest variation in vernacular I ever heard was on "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" when one of the chefs being schooled to Gordon that he was Going to "nip out and cop a fag."
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