Star Wars Haikus

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kostmayer
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Star Wars Haikus

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Topless Robot had a Star Wars Haiku recently - Winners and Honourable mentions are here.

Personal faves were :

Dear Princess Padme,
please ignore Tammy Wynette.
Your man kills babies

Death Star Engineer
Will never find work again
Stupid exhaust port

and

Why is Luke so sad?
He met Ben like, yesterday!
No tears for the Lars
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Re: Star Wars Haikus

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I like the last one. The Lars got one "Oh no," and then he was all, "Oh well, nothing left here. Lets get on with it!"
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