Proof that girls are evil

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Proof that girls are evil

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I hope no one takes offense at this, its all in good fun.

This is what I learned in class.
Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money2
Money = Root of Evil
Girls = Evil
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:lol:
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Re: Proof that girls are evil

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Nicely done, and good job showing your work. A+
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:lol: That's good. I like it.
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Nice to see proof of something I've always known, but I have to ask: what class is that, exactly?
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I'd like to know that too...but that was pretty good :)
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Glad to know they're finally teaching some useful stuff in schools nowadays. :P
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I just realized though, that this "proof" actually proves that girls = evil^2 :shock:
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:I just realized though, that this "proof" actually proves that girls = evil^2 :shock:
No, they just equal evil if money is the root of all evil, then money2=evil and money(money) = girls, therefore money2=evil=girls
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I agree wholeheartedly. I was evil as a "girl" too. Now I'm an adult, so I'm not a girl anymore, I'm a woman. :lol: Therefore I am no longer evil! :D Unless you consider me a child until I'm 21 :( .
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IntrepidPrincess wrote:I agree wholeheartedly. I was evil as a "girl" too. Now I'm an adult, so I'm not a girl anymore, I'm a woman. :lol: Therefore I am no longer evil! :D Unless you consider me a child until I'm 21 :( .
I'm sorry, this thread requires a mathematical proof of that! :happydevil:

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Mikey wrote:Nice to see proof of something I've always known, but I have to ask: what class is that, exactly?
Calc III... :mrgreen:
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I'm showing this to my Calc 1 Prof then on Wednesday.
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Its much better written out because then you can show the extra bit of the evil inside the square root (which should be just before the end).
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Dude, you are going to get into SOO much trouble when Uzume and Foxx find this thread :twisted:
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