The Euphemism Generator

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"Unbeknownst to me, they were all beating up the sweaty duck."

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:laughroll:
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For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
wrestling the vicar.
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
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You should have seen him
steaming the captain.
:lol:
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thelordharry wrote:For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
wrestling the vicar.
I thought "wrestling the vicar" was already a commonly-used euphemism in England. :wink:
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This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
getting the eternal slippery cadaver.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Rochey wrote:...eternal slippery cadaver.
Man, they might as well have called this the "Awesome Band Name Generator". :lol:
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Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
yelling at the pork kishka.
Of course I'd get the one that's not really a euphemism... :laughroll:
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The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon

spreading the Mexican pocket curtain.
I don't want friends like that...
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Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
perpetuating the gigantic brontosaurus.
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Wait a minute. Kishka isn't pork.
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You give me five hundred dollars,
I give you the negatives,
and no one has to know you were
crashing the cactus
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This unique and colorful custom is referred to as

wrestling the platoon.
Is that what they call it these days?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Shut the door! I'm
throwing the melting bear!
:lol:
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Needless to say, I promptly began

titillating the slippery porcelain dowel.
And she loved it so much she started to pray...."Oh god, oh god, oh god"




I love this thing!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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