Funny Famous Marriages

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If singer, Gene Pitney married Whitney Houston, would she be known as Whitney Pitney?

If the late singer, Bob Marley had married Carly Simon, would she have been known as Carly Marly?

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Here's a true one: when Geraldine Paige was married to Rip Torn, they had a mailbox that read "Torn - Paige."
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To bad that one fellow.....Mr. Dover isn't a celebrity. Why you may ask? His first name is Ben.



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If Whoopi Goldberg married arcade game character, Mr Do then...
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