Craigslist Meets WallStreet…Classic

[Nutso]

What a classic answer ..

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

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THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold hence the rub marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

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[Tsukiyumi]

"Pump and dump". Awesome.

This is mostly why I'm not out looking.

[Mikey]

Because, my dear, you simply can't be beautiful enough to make up for your mental ugly.

[Tsukiyumi]

Because, my dear, you simply can't be beautiful enough to make up for your mental ugly.

Amen.

[Lighthawk]

I would almost give the girl a pass, just for being so up front and honest about it, she's making it clear she's just looking for money and the glamour that comes with it. As morally shallow as that is, if she can find some dude who's equally morally shallow, well then they deserve each other.

What gets me is her obvious inability to understand how "plain" women manage to "land" a rich guy. Gee, could it be, charm, personality, the ability to develop feelings for another human being independantly of their finacial status?

It is sickening that there are people as emotionally dense and morally screwed up as her running around.

[Tsukiyumi]

Right.

Charles Manson always seemed honest to me, but when you're being honest about the fact that you're a f*cked up human being, it really doesn't help.

[Mikey]

Nobody faulted her on her honesty rating. The problem comes in with the fact that she's an emotionally bankrupt SB.

[Mark]

That was great.....I've known chicks like that all my life.

[Shaura]

Wow, nothing screams "articulate and classy" like putting yourself out there on Craigslist.

[Mark]

Nice to know that she considers herself a "middle class" hussy.

[Aaron]

Wow, nothing screams "articulate and classy" like putting yourself out there on Craigslist.

Are you telling me that girls on craigslist are not what they claim? Man, I'm gonna have to reevaluate my world view.

[Mark]

Well, maybe this one is???

[Tsukiyumi]

Well, maybe this one is???

Is what she claims? Then I applaud her honesty; I still wouldn't touch her with any pole.

[Mark]

Agreed. I'm quite happy living as far from her as possible while still remaining in the country.

[Teaos]

Meh doesnt bother me at all.