The most unintentionaly hilarious lines

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Re: The most unintentionaly hilarious lines

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My father-in-law, discussing his distaste for blue language being used in the presence of women: "I don't go for that foul-mouthed shit."
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One of my old supervisors in the middle of briefing a pilot abou the weather. "What are you Drunk?" After said pilot asked him a stupid question.
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A co worker asking me if I had any "S.E.C's" (Service Estimates for Customers)on my desk. I looked at her and my jaw dropped.
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Was she worth having SECs on the desk?
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:Drool1: OH YES..........I work in an office with three hotties.
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In my head I was pronouncing the letters separately, so I didn't get it. :doh:
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Was it good?
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She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk :laughroll:
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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Mark wrote:She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk :laughroll:
Well, as long as you clean up afterward. :wink:
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Lazar wrote:In my head I was pronouncing the letters separately, so I didn't get it. :doh:
I did the first time...then I got it.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
Mark wrote:She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk :laughroll:
Well, as long as you clean up afterward. :wink:
Well did you?
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Re: The most unintentionaly hilarious lines

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Of course :happydevil:
They say that in the Army,
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mark wrote:Of course :happydevil:
Nice! Me I had a quicke in the Helium Storage room at my last command. Almost got my ass caught.
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