Another Act of Human stupidity (probably NSFW)

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Um... I think he did lose his erm... genitalia from that... I don't plan on looking at that picture again though. We didn't have enough info to know if he lost his genitalia.
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Nickswitz wrote:Um... I think he did lose his erm... genitalia from that... I don't plan on looking at that picture again though. We didn't have enough info to know if he lost his genitalia.
I doubt it; if he had done that, then I think he would be in much worse condition and unable to stand up for a picture. It appears that the firecracker went off in the upper part of the butt, with the burns concentrated around the lower back.
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We can always hope he lost the ability to reproduce though... :wink:
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lol...one can dream...
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Well, we can always fall back on the better-than-average chance that he couldn't find anyone willing to procreate with him.
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especially since the probability will have skyrocketed after this little stunt.
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He ain't even a whole ass, just half-an-ass.
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Nutso wrote:He ain't even a whole ass, just half-an-ass.
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Probably picks his nose as well :)
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I'm dumb struck. I don't know what to say, honestly.

Do you even need to be TOLD that was a bad idea?
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Mark wrote:I'm dumb struck. I don't know what to say, honestly.

Do you even need to be TOLD that was a bad idea?
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Tsukiyumi wrote:"Jamming explosives into your rectum is never a good idea. Now, please step off of this cliff."
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If you did step off a cliff, having an explosive up your arse might be your only chance of survival - light it at the correct time and you could have a soft landing.
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Sounds like a Mythbusters episode.
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