The way of KIRK-FU

Post Reply
MetalHead
Lieutenant Commander
Lieutenant Commander
Posts: 945
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:53 am
Location: Cheshire, UK
Contact:

The way of KIRK-FU

Post by MetalHead »

Here I will show you the secrets to graduating from red-shirt to gold-shirt. Beware, for these techniques are indeed powerful...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NyFC2DKWJM
- The "Kirk-Chop" as employed by Doctor McCoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pighpPC ... re=related
- "Bowling for Badguys" - a series of techniques used to disable your opponents legs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSHCNTELFI8&NR=1
- The "Wall of Destruction" - utilizes the rubbery bulkheads to allow you to become a pro-wrestler, this technique should only be used by experienced gold-shirts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyxCLlAR ... re=related
The "Human Projectile" - Best used against multiple opponents.
"Beware what you intend to say, those words will always make you pay." - Soilwork

Booze and Strippers!
User avatar
Deepcrush
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 18917
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:15 pm
Location: Arnold, Maryland, USA

Re: The way of KIRK-FU

Post by Deepcrush »

Thats a great find...
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
MetalHead
Lieutenant Commander
Lieutenant Commander
Posts: 945
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:53 am
Location: Cheshire, UK
Contact:

Re: The way of KIRK-FU

Post by MetalHead »

Best one is the Kirk-Chop - ASS to CRANIUM double blow. LOL
"Beware what you intend to say, those words will always make you pay." - Soilwork

Booze and Strippers!
Nickswitz
Rear Admiral
Rear Admiral
Posts: 6748
Joined: Sun May 25, 2008 5:34 pm
Location: Home
Contact:

Re: The way of KIRK-FU

Post by Nickswitz »

Yes, it is.
The world ended

"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D.Lang
User avatar
Graham Kennedy
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 11561
Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:28 pm
Location: Banbury, UK
Contact:

Re: The way of KIRK-FU

Post by Graham Kennedy »

I look forward to Chris Pine utilising these moves in the next Star Trek movie, and thus winning rather than losing all his fights.
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
Nickswitz
Rear Admiral
Rear Admiral
Posts: 6748
Joined: Sun May 25, 2008 5:34 pm
Location: Home
Contact:

Re: The way of KIRK-FU

Post by Nickswitz »

That would be good, Kirk shouldn't be losing ALL his fights.
The world ended

"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D.Lang
User avatar
Deepcrush
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 18917
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:15 pm
Location: Arnold, Maryland, USA

Re: The way of KIRK-FU

Post by Deepcrush »

MetalHead wrote:Best one is the Kirk-Chop - ASS to CRANIUM double blow. LOL
Somewhere, out there... (Cookie) Mark and Tsu are crying over this... Maybe even Mikey.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
MetalHead
Lieutenant Commander
Lieutenant Commander
Posts: 945
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:53 am
Location: Cheshire, UK
Contact:

Re: The way of KIRK-FU

Post by MetalHead »

And then of course, the ultimate Kirk-Fu maneuver - the TWO LEGGED DROP KICK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPuOMDpiNtM

And, bonus! The master himself discusses this technique!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgtPb4-o ... re=related
"Beware what you intend to say, those words will always make you pay." - Soilwork

Booze and Strippers!
Post Reply