I am Doctor not a......

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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a babysitter!





Oh wait, she's 18? Never mind. :happydevil:
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tap dancing spider monkey!
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Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not an Urban reader
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor........not a transvestite vampire!
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor playing a doctor.
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Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm a professional stripper.
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Damn it Jim I'm a Doctor not a nineteen eighties teen movie idol!
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor AND a Dax Symbiote Host Shagger....
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Dammit Jim...no, just dammit Jim, cause I sick of your shit.
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a drug runner
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor.....not a Chakat!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an air hostess from the 60s!
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a one-legged, homosexual painter and decorator!
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
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Dammit, I'm a doctor, NOT a blowup doll!
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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Says McCoy while handing out the Starfleet Medical School final exam:

"I'm a proctor, not an encyclopedia!"
Don't you hear my call, though you're many years away, don't you hear me calling you?
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