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Well, they are the biggest pricks.

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The only good Frenchman is an Englishman pretending to be a Frenchman. See Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard; Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau;
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"In other news today, it was revealed that 99% of French people are massive liars".
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Is anyone else bothered by the fact that there is an "Institute for Condom Consultancy?"
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Well, somebody has to do it. I guess. :lol:

It's heartening to find out yet another way I'm superior to the average Frenchman. :wink:
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I find this incredibly ironic.

Last year in European History while doing the chapter covering the time period between WWI and WWII me and my friend dubbed the line of forts defending france from Germany the Vaginal line.

:lol: 8)
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Lt. Staplic wrote:I find this incredibly ironic.

Last year in European History while doing the chapter covering the time period between WWI and WWII me and my friend dubbed the line of forts defending france from Germany the Vaginal line.

:lol: 8)
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
Lt. Staplic wrote:I find this incredibly ironic.

Last year in European History while doing the chapter covering the time period between WWI and WWII me and my friend dubbed the line of forts defending france from Germany the Vaginal line.

:lol: 8)
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:lol:
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Baa.........France invested in a latex company, is all.
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