"WTF" stories
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Would be rather useful sometimes though.
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: "WTF" stories
Last edited by kostmayer on Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Fixed.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Hilarious. 
As long as he isn't dangerous, anyways. They didn't say what he was in jail for, which makes me wonder.
EDIT: nevermind, it was drugs.
So, it's hilarious.
As long as he isn't dangerous, anyways. They didn't say what he was in jail for, which makes me wonder.
EDIT: nevermind, it was drugs.
So, it's hilarious.
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I espeicially liked "His whereabouts are still unknown"
Thats the postal service for you.
Thats the postal service for you.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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It would kinda suck for him if they replied Return To Sender on the box!
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No mere cardboard box can hold him! He'd escape anyways!mwhittington wrote:It would kinda suck for him if they replied Return To Sender on the box!
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"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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can you imagine the reaction of his family when he suddenly exploded.
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Okay, that's bizzare.
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I wonder if it rained in the crematorium when he launched all that silver iodide in the oven.
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"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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I read that this morning, before I went to sleep. Two questions sprung to mind.kostmayer wrote:6 Year Old Boy Missed the School Bus, Took Mom's Car Instead
1) why wasn't the mother awake to see her son off to school? If she's sleeping through the day, I doubt she has any other job than taking care of the kids (the age disparity between her and the father says 'young chick married a rich old guy' to me).
2) the kid says he learned to drive playing GTA. Which clearly is not for little children.
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Point 2 is really a subset of point 1. No mater what kind of rating there is on a video game, it's advisory only. Having run stores which sold video games, I have had parents who wanted to return opened or otherwise non-returnable games because of the rating or the content. I, of course, didn't have recourse to deny a sale at the time, so my response to the parents was some version of "If you're that concerned now, where were you when the little stinker bought it?"
On the other hand, I was happy on occasion to deny the sale of GTA (or something similar) to a minor when a parent specifically mentioned the fact that the kid wasn't supposed to have it.
On the other hand, I was happy on occasion to deny the sale of GTA (or something similar) to a minor when a parent specifically mentioned the fact that the kid wasn't supposed to have it.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer