"WTF" stories

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:takecover:

someone come check and see if i'm alive when this is over.
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:poke:

You still ok, kiddo?
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hay, check the rank, I'm not a "kid" any more...I'm a properly toubled and disturbed adolecent!
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:cheers:

Congrats Commander
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I laughed when I noticed b/c I missed my prommotion to Lt. Commandeer somewhere. :mrgreen:

I expected you to get back on me about lying when that happenned too.
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Hey, if you want to pretend to be a Lt, that's up to you brother :mrgreen:
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I'm just waiting till I get my Admiral bars...

And congrats on the promotion.
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Mark wrote:Hey, if you want to pretend to be a Lt, that's up to you brother :mrgreen:
of course I do, I'll pull rank to get everyone below Lt. commandeer to do :wtf: I want them to.

then when someones looking for a good high ranking officer to lead the infintry into an ambush...sorry, I'm to low! :mrgreen:
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*taps admiral insignia*

You're never too low-ranked to be a deniable asset. :happydevil:
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:doh:
crap.
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Don't feel slighted. Expendable assests are just as valuble to us as a good piece of equipment! :twisted:
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thanks, that means a lot.

::looks for the emoticon the flips people off::
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:happydevil:
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Heh, one of the few we don't have.
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Bandwidth isn't unlimited, after all.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
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