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Each and every man under my command owes me one hunnerd Natsee tortillas. And I want my tortillas!
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Lazar wrote:Each and every man under my command owes me one hunnerd Natsee tortillas. And I want my tortillas!
:lol: :lol:
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"I - eat - your - TORTILLAS!"
"I believe that you consumed a rather generous amount of Tortillas in the officers' mess on the night of question. Am I right Doctor?"
"The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The Tortilla, for example, is the last thing you learn."
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"Does it say tortillas anywhere on my uniform?" -- Col O'Neill
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Khan: "From Hell's hot, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last tortilla at thee..."

Kirk: "Of all the tortillas I've encountered in my travels, his was the most...human."

Starling: "Why do you think I even want to go to the future?"
Janeway: "To get more tortillas."
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And in the eve of the tortilla war, it became something greater, the last best hope for victory
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