Things people would never say
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Re: Things people would never say
The Borg
We are the sexually frustrated Borg.
Lower your bras and surrender your tits.
Your porno industry will adapt to service us.
Sexual resistance is futile.
We are the sexually frustrated Borg.
Lower your bras and surrender your tits.
Your porno industry will adapt to service us.
Sexual resistance is futile.
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.
Re: Things people would never say
New turn on the phrase you will be Assimilated. I bet if they stated that one the Federation would have rolled out the red carpet.JudgeKing wrote:The Borg
We are the sexually frustrated Borg.
Lower your bras and surrender your tits.
Your porno industry will adapt to service us.
Sexual resistance is futile.
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Re: Things people would never say
Well, at least those perverts on Risa.
I SOOOOOO wish that was a real place.
I SOOOOOO wish that was a real place.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"My network was hacked and my reletive got access to my account for three months without me realizing, where they deliberately tried to piss other people off in a scheem to ruin my social life"
Oh, my bad this is would never say, not should never say.
Oh, my bad this is would never say, not should never say.
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Re: Things people would never say
somethign I would never say, "Please honey don't dance aroudn the apartment naked."
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"you know honey, you really are a fat b***h."
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It's not the dress, honey, it's you that makes you look fat!Lt. Staplic wrote:"you know honey, you really are a fat b***h."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: Things people would never say
Do you REALLY NEED extra rice, dear?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Things people would never say
I'm trying to think if there is anything I wouldn't say to someone...
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
Re: Things people would never say
Deepcrush: I hate the Excelisor
Me: I never need to get laid again
Me again: Caffenne is for pussies
Gram: I loved the prequel star wars Trilogy
Gram again: These are the voyages was the best star trek episode ever.
Me: I never need to get laid again
Me again: Caffenne is for pussies
Gram: I loved the prequel star wars Trilogy
Gram again: These are the voyages was the best star trek episode ever.
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Good call.Deepcrush: I hate the Excelisor
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Re: Things people would never say
Though I could say it and not mean it. Or, being that I always say what I mean and look how much trouble I get in, I could say it as a joke....
The Excelsior sucks and the GCS is the greatest ship ever!
So, I guess I can say that the Excelsior sucks...
So what wouldn't I say?
The Excelsior sucks and the GCS is the greatest ship ever!
So, I guess I can say that the Excelsior sucks...
So what wouldn't I say?
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Re: Things people would never say
I guess there's nothing.
*EDIT* Wait! I got it!
"For a truly fine example of waging modern warfare, let's take a look at the 20th century French military."
*EDIT* Wait! I got it!
"For a truly fine example of waging modern warfare, let's take a look at the 20th century French military."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer