Things people would never say

JudgeKing · Post by **JudgeKing** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:11 am

The Borg

We are the sexually frustrated Borg.
Lower your bras and surrender your tits.
Your porno industry will adapt to service us.
Sexual resistance is futile.

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:19 am

JudgeKing wrote:The Borg

We are the sexually frustrated Borg.
Lower your bras and surrender your tits.
Your porno industry will adapt to service us.
Sexual resistance is futile.

New turn on the phrase you will be Assimilated. I bet if they stated that one the Federation would have rolled out the red carpet.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:10 pm

Well, at least those perverts on Risa.

I SOOOOOO wish that was a real place.

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:18 pm

"My network was hacked and my reletive got access to my account for three months without me realizing, where they deliberately tried to piss other people off in a scheem to ruin my social life"

Oh, my bad this is would never say, not should never say.

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:06 am

somethign I would never say, "Please honey don't dance aroudn the apartment naked."

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:50 pm

"you know honey, you really are a fat b***h."

Captain Picard's Hair · Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:01 pm

Lt. Staplic wrote:"you know honey, you really are a fat b***h."

It's not the dress, honey, it's you that makes you look fat!

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:20 pm

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:38 pm

Do you REALLY NEED extra rice, dear?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:49 am

I'm trying to think if there is anything I wouldn't say to someone...

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:23 am

Deepcrush: I hate the Excelisor

Me: I never need to get laid again

Me again: Caffenne is for pussies

Gram: I loved the prequel star wars Trilogy

Gram again: These are the voyages was the best star trek episode ever.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:41 pm

Deepcrush: I hate the Excelisor

Good call.

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:12 pm

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:02 pm

Though I could say it and not mean it. Or, being that I always say what I mean and look how much trouble I get in, I could say it as a joke....

The Excelsior sucks and the GCS is the greatest ship ever!

So, I guess I can say that the Excelsior sucks...

So what wouldn't I say?

Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:39 pm

I guess there's nothing.

*EDIT* Wait! I got it!
"For a truly fine example of waging modern warfare, let's take a look at the 20th century French military."

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