Things people would never say

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Things people would never say

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Simple concept. Come up with lines people would never say. Doesn't have to be trek.

(At the end of Star Trek II)
Kirk: I feel young.
Bones: That's great because Spock probably feels like crap.

Naruto: Don't believe it!

Any Galactica character(to a Cylon): Hey laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!(cookie for reference :lol: )

Any Cylon: Come with me if you want to live

Any Cylon: You will be terminated

Bush: I am a lousy president.
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Johnny 5 - cookie :)

"Wow, no line of people waiting to be treated today doctor, why don't you go play a round of golf"
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Picard, to replicator: "Mint tea, cold" :lol:
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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Riker to any female - "Sorry, I'm not that type of guy"

Replicator to Picard - "Wuss - try a mans drink"

Worf before hitting someone -

"I promised you, dad, not to do the things you done.
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please dont think Im weak, I didnt turn the other cheek,
And papa, I sure hope you understand:
Sometimes you gotta fight when youre a man"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Riker to Geordi:

"You know what your problem is LaForge? Chicks dig fat guys."
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Data:

"I can plug in a number of add-ons into my groinal socket, even an egg wisk."
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Cpl Kendall wrote:Data:

"I can plug in a number of add-ons into my groinal socket, even an egg wisk."
:lol:
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Kirk: I am gay!
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ChakatBlackstar wrote:Kirk: I am gay!
Sulu: I'm not gay!
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Obi-Wan: Use the targeting computer
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Leia: "Ooh, I just LOVE big men in black machine suits!" :twisted:
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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Rochey: I am wrong
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Any SF Admiral: " Enterprise you can stand down. We have another ship that is closer/faster/better-equipped-for-what-we-need, then you."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Obi-wan : Yay, this is why i love flying!
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Tribble (if it could talk): No don't feed me!
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