Things people would never say

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Me: "I'm joining a monastery."
They say that in the Army,
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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"You know, the GCS isn't really that bad after all."
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Rochey wrote:"You know, the GCS isn't really that bad after all."
I've got it...Rochey admitting the GCS isn't that bad...I seriously thought he'd spontaniously burst into flames if that combination of words ever eminated from his brain.
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Anyone: Hollywood is capable of originality.
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Me: I love getting work done early.
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Me: "I'm going to run a marathon!"
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:lol:
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Alternates include:

"I'm going to climb Mt McKinley!"

"You guys take the elevator; I'll take the stairs."

and,

"I can beat that old man in a footrace."
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Deepcrush: "I.....HATE.....EXCELSIOR!!!"
They say that in the Army,
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Wesley Crusher: "I just can't do it Captain!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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:lol:

Troi - [insert any intelligent statement here]
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Berman to Braga: "I'm sorry. This script just doesn't make sense for this time period. Remember, this takes place BEFORE TOS, not after Voyager. Maybe we should re-watch The Cage for inspiration."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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