This took me a minute ....Mikey wrote:I have an Epi-pen with great sentimental value. My dear friend gave it to me as he was dying of anaphylactic shock.
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The Joke Thread
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“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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Steve Jobs would have been a better President than Donald Trump. But its a silly comparison really; its like comparing apples to oranges.
Credit to: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments ... president/
Credit to: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments ... president/
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Angharrad wrote:This took me a minute ....Mikey wrote:I have an Epi-pen with great sentimental value. My dear friend gave it to me as he was dying of anaphylactic shock.
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email, ergo spam
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They wanted an eight character password, so I used Snow White and the seven Dwarfs
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My Nomination for "MVAM Critic Award" (But can it be broken into 3 separate pieces?)
My Nomination for "MVAM Critic Award" (But can it be broken into 3 separate pieces?)
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I heard oxygen was dating magnesium, and I was all like, O. Mg.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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They're making a new Flintstones film in the middle east.
Dubai don't like it.
but abu-dhabi do...
Dubai don't like it.
but abu-dhabi do...
email, ergo spam
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I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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SecondedMikey wrote:
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I put my foot down.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Don't ever buy shoes from a drug dealer. I did, once; I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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*grooooan*
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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He belongs behind bars...
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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I can't see how that's trespassing, if his name's on the building.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer