The Joke Thread

[Captain Seafort]

As a result, however, you only posted half of a joke...

More like failed to post the joke at at all. It's launching a ship without a bottom - saying "well, at least we got it launched quickly" doesn't make it any more useful.

I'll say it again. You don't get extra brownie points for speed-posting. Take a few seconds longer, proofread, and get your posts right.

[alexmann]

Solved.

[Mikey]

As a result, however, you only posted half of a joke...

Which would be fine if it were a joke about Eric, the half a bee.

[alexmann]

I said 30000 posts was Fleet Admiral!

[Mikey]

I said 30000 posts was Fleet Admiral!

I said a doughnut without a hole was a danish. You want to know what I got for achieving the rank of Fleet Admiral? See below:






























Still looking? Me too.

[alexmann]

You get a cookie, and two party's from me. Oh and a Commendation of Awesomeness. Plus your own fleet.

[Mikey]

You get a cookie, and two party's from me. Oh and a Commendation of Awesomeness. Plus your own fleet.

Woo-hoo! Too bad you didn't think twice about that fleet. You've heard of Henry Morgan? A pussycat compared to me with a fleet.

[alexmann]

In that case have two fleets.

[Mikey]

In that case have two fleets.

Awesome. Panama, here we come!

[alexmann]

Seing as I gave you two fleets, could I have a ship in one of your fleets.

[Mikey]

Seing as I gave you two fleets, could I have a ship in one of your fleets.

Sure. Ark Mechanicus, or Sword-class?

[alexmann]

Whatever really. Whichever is biggest/best.

[Deepcrush]

Since they're his fleets, I'm thinking he'll take the biggest/best ship for his own.

[alexmann]

I meant out of the 2 he offered me.

[mwhittington]

My grandpa told me this one, it's from way back in the day:

An army recruit rushes home from training. "Honey, take your skirt off quick! We've got to get it on right now, I've only got five minutes before our unit gets shipped out!", he yells. As she's ripping off her skirt and panties, she asks, "Do you want me to take off my bra?" "No", he replies, "I ain't got time to chew the fat, I've got to come and go!"