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Postby McAvoy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:55 pm

Teaos wrote:9 shots would put most people on their arses if you down them in 10 minutes. I remember doing 21 in 21 minutes on my 21st birthday, I dont remember much else.


Did you puke three times during that?

I did something similar but it was closer to a dozen. Then i puked on some cute girl.
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Postby Teaos » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:58 pm

I was fine for maybe 45 minutes and then was out of it. I assumed I threw up mince and cheese pie and vodka.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby McAvoy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:02 pm

I salute you then. I couldn't hold down less than a dozen shots. But I did have two Irish Car Bombs and some pretty game beers. But not 21 shots in 21 minutes.

45 minutes as in staring at a spot trying not to move because Earth was spinning too fast?
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Postby Teaos » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:18 pm

45 minutes from which point the next thing I remember is a day latter.
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Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:04 pm

I'm fairly certain nine shots would kill or seriously incapacitate me. :lol:
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Mikey » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:10 pm

I've never drank 21 shots that were distinctly measured in shots... but on pledge night I drank a fifth of scotch, half a fifth of applejack, half a case, took a few random pills, and smoked 5g of blonde Turkish. I woke up around lunchtime the next day, in a bathtub in a house I didn't recognize, and unable to see until a couple hours later.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby McAvoy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:31 pm

Mikey wrote:I've never drank 21 shots that were distinctly measured in shots... but on pledge night I drank a fifth of scotch, half a fifth of applejack, half a case, took a few random pills, and smoked 5g of blonde Turkish. I woke up around lunchtime the next day, in a bathtub in a house I didn't recognize, and unable to see until a couple hours later.



Jesus. I thought drinking a whole case of beer on an empty stomach and still be coherent was bad...
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Teaos » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:07 pm

I once woke up a tree 10m off the ground and no branchs on the bottom 7m of the tree, I to this day have no idea how I got up there.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby McAvoy » Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:08 am

Spiderman powers activated when drunk.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby stitch626 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:09 pm

Maybe one of those bucket trucks...
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Teaos » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:37 pm

That would be worrying if I had control of one of those while drunk...
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Re: Funny pics

Postby McAvoy » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:09 pm

There was supposed to be a question mark. Asking you if you had spiderman powers while drunk.

My phone's keyboard sucks major hairy donkey dick.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Mikey » Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:14 pm

That's probably why the keys stick.
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Re: Funny pics

Postby Angharrad » Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:06 am

Teaos wrote:I once woke up a tree 10m off the ground and no branchs on the bottom 7m of the tree, I to this day have no idea how I got up there.

How big are your ears?
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